When the say killed by a traffic cone ...They MEAN it!!!!  

Who said I needed fusion coils to kill someone with the traffic cone?

"Wait, am I reading this correctly? Your confirmed death Spartan was from, a Traffic Cone?!"

Say hello to my little friend!

Spartan Blowgun.

I can't seem to get this bullhorn to work...anyone know how to turn it on?

By combining the most dangerous weapons known to man, the spartans were able to win the war...

Don't bring a gun to a cone fight.

UNSC Standard-issue Megaphone

"This is the UNSC, you drones are going to die from my cone-shape rocket launcher, also doubles as a speaker-phone"

I know pistols come with silencers, but loudeners?

Check out my sweet stats: DRM Kills: 10,343; Melee Kills: 7,117; Traffic Cone Kills: 6,777

"This...Is...My...BOOMCONE!"

"You don't want to see my Sniper Cone!"

Since the fall of Reach, the UNSC has been forced to improvise.

"All Traffic violators will be fined, subject to jail time, and rocketed"

When a Spartan amplifies his voice, you know that crap has hit the fan.

They said "Tank beats everything". I beg to differ.

Flare guns were not meant for war, but seeing as how bullets don't work very well...

And that is why street construction is scary.  Its not the messy traffic.

"Hey guys check out my new camera!" *fires Rocket. "Oh wait, this isn't a camera!"

Elite Equipment List:
4 Needlers
4 Needle Rifles
4 Plasma Grenada Launchers
4 Energy Swords
16 Plasma pistols
8 Plasma Grenades
Jet Pack
Active Camo
Drop Shield
Overshield
Holograms

Spartan Equipment list:
Traffic Cone

And..... Action!

Surprise!

And that is how Macgyver the Spartan successfully made a rocket launcher using only a few sticks of bubble gum, a pistole, and a traffic cone.

Hey guys! Traffic cone gun! Pew peeww pew......AHHH OOhh

This is one of the many reasons why Macgyver got banned when he tried to play Halo.

At Last! I have combined the two deadliest things in the universe; a gun, and a traffic cone!

CAPS LOCK ENGAGED! RELEASE THE FURY!

HA..HA.. Yeah right Steve, if I was dreaming I could do thi... Okkkkaaayyyy I'm dreaming.

The Spartan megaphone. Making movies a blast since 2552

After this incident,steve learnt a valuable lesson:
NEVER.MESS.WITH.THE. TRAFFIC CONE!

Pistol? I don't need no stinkin pistol! Not when I have a traffic cone!!!

Covenant forces fell down laughing at the spartan's new weapon - until they saw what it could do.

Who knew that traffic cones were so versatile?

Despite its cool appearance poor accuracy was the main reason the cone gun never gained much popularity with UNSC military forces.

You think this is impressive? Pfft, wait until you see the InterCONEtinental Ballistic Missiles

"I love the new Halo 4 gun made by 343i."

343 eventually had to abandon the “Cone Gun” armor ability, not because everyone was complaining about not being able to tell what kind of weapon their opponent was handling, but because headshots had gotten ten times harder.

So....How do I reload this again?

protect me cone!!!!!!!!

Budget cuts....

Told ya you didn't need armor lock to deflect rockets.

Prepare yourself spartan!!! inhale and..... EXHALE!!!!!

If you give a mouse a cookie, then he'll want a glass of milk. If you give a spartan a traffic cone, then he'll raise hell.

"If this had been an actual emergency, the previous announcement would have been followed by a Rocket."

Boomzone!

343 recently revealed the new weapon in the Halo 4 teaser by adding the test version into Reach.

You know what I think about your driving exam?

And they said it would never work!!!!

Do you think maybe 343i went a little too far when trying to recreate the effects of the "God pistol" from Halo: CE?

What does this button do???????

343 have decided to reconfigure the look of the rocket launcher for Halo 4

so this is why everyone is running from coneman

hey look theres writing on the side C-O-N-E-R

who knew cortana's message was right "this is the way the world ends"

this is what happens when spartans fail driving tests

They wont be laughing so hard when they realise this is the Reach Scarab Gun...

And they said this cone would never shoot rockets...well just look at this!

I need a cone.

Who needs a rocket launcher when you have a traffic cone

While contemplating the theories for Halo 4, Steve started experimenting with the materials near him...

Word spread quickly among the local rocket community that a new speed trap had been implemented inside Sword Base carrying stiff penalties for any projectiles having the audacity to travel under the minimum speed limit of 650 mph.

No matter how unlikely the situation would arise where it would actually prove useful, Q managed to impress Spartan 007 with one of his inventions every now and then.

Do ya feel lucky, punk.

Cone + Cannon = CONEon

pistol+cone= ROCKET!!!!

Are you kidding? I said CLONE Wars!

Where's the trigger?

Oh, my gun looks funny? Who is laughing NOW?

The difference between non-conical weapons, and cone-ical weapons. Example 4B.

Beware of Spartans bearing cones, literally.

Weapon attachments were never really "Halo".

dont touch za cone!

And they said it couldn't be done.

good floating flashlight, good, come into the cone floating flashlight.

Nothing... nothing... HOLD IT! I've got something on the Cone-o-graph, going away fast!

It was after the fourth explosion that Jimmy figured that there was something wrong with the loudspeaker.

New Weapon DLC! Featuring the new "Cone Launcher" Wait, or is it the "Rocket Cone"?

Whenever I see a Scarab Gun floating above a cone, I've always wondered: why not take the cone?

KA-BOOM!

PROTECT ME CONE!- Griff

Reach: Adding greater functionality to the deadliest weapon of Halo 3.

this was a rejected halo 4 weapon,so they put it in reach.

Grif's cone didnt protect for a reason

rocket cone power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"how did that NOT get in halo 4?"

even with the rocket cone, the person was unprotected

Church used it because it was the only thing wherehe could shoot and hit.

RPG became RPGOOAC(Rocket Proppelled Grenade Out Of A Cone)

For the first time in Halo history the "Classified" weapon is revealed!

Hadoken!

so this is what halsey was protecting under sword base

deadlest weapons in the universe- Cone, John 117, Halo...

seeing that the three shot pistol was a success, ONI decided to introduce a new weapon

FUS ROH DAH!

ATTENTION ALL ROCKETS! THIS PARKING AREA IS OFF LIMITS TO YOUR KIND. HAVE A NICE DAY!

If you can shoot rockets out of a cone, then you may be a hacker!

And they said it couldn't be done.

Cone rocket=Crocket?

Coneshot, Doublecone, Triplecone, Overcone, Conetacular, Conetrocity, Conemanjaro, Conetastrophe, Conepocalypse, ConeIonaire

Conestermination

Beware of Spatans bearing cones

The Halo 4 rocket pistol had gone through some "minor" changes.

Sorry!  Safety cone wasn't set for safe.

That guy's mega phone makes my ear is getting bombarded by rockets!

You've been Cwned

Military equipment: always built by the lowest bidder

This is the result of the UNSC's latest voice projection experiments.

Sir, you are going too fast! Pull over immedia.... BOOM!!!

Nobody ever believed Private Jimmy about the one time use prototype he found.

Even the most ardent Halo fans had to admit the Halo 4 Beta weapon renders did not meet their expectations.

Protect Me Cone.

And they thought the pistol in Halo: CE was overpowered....

After seeing the incident with Text in season 8 of RvB, Bob decided to upgrade a common traffic cone into the first rocket cone

spartans inhale bullets and spit out rockets

Spartan III MJOLNIR armor 2.5 million dollars, Spartan II training 10 million dollars, what Spartans use to defeat his enemys priceless.

Thanks for letting me know who "The Guardians" are! Time for some Revenge >

Paper covers rock, rock breaks scissors, scissors cuts paper, and cone asplodes all.

When the UNSC first introduced the new handheld C1 surveillance camera's, the Spartans were not impressed. Until they found out how to operate the flash on it, that is.

Protect me, cone!

The UNSC new weapon development program had severe budget problems after the war

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt-wait....

UNSC Spartan MacGyver can make a weapon out of ANYTHING

Look's like the UNSC got a hold of Coneman's secret weapon.

"My God, this could change the future of warefare forevere!"

PROTECT ME CONE!!

so that's what they mean when they say death by cone...

Some people like the Title Update Pistol... Others think it is now too powerful.

PROTECT ME CONE!

Damn, someone else beat me to it.

For all of you wondering how I have so many Cone kills, well... this is why.

I finally found a Halo 4 rumor that seems to be legitimate! A Cone Launcher!

Press RT to fire... Wait, what? How'd I do that?!?

I'm calling my lawyer!

Due to debt build-up from the war over time, the UNSC's recent budget cuts have forced weapon technicians to make some... compromises.

So, is this the updated version of the explosive gun from the Halo 4 trailer?

Our first look at new Forerunner weaponry!

Blarg blarg Wort wort wort wort. Blarg wort Blarg blarg? Wort wort blarg... Arrrrrrggggggghhhhhh!

Look it's a "special" Demon. Should we kill it? What's it doing....Arrrrrrggggggghhhhhh!

After the end of the Human-Covenant war, the UNSC had to make significant cutbacks to the Spartan Training Program and were forced to improvise.

Can you hear me now?

"Officer Bob's new megaphone addition did not initially go over well with the local elementary schools."

And I thought getting splattered by a traffic cone was bad!

So that's what the down arrow on the d-pad does!

FEAR MY ROCKET CONE

Gotham City Impostors called, they want their weapon back...

and Gus gets excited about the new rocket launching pistol mod that ONI has been working on

The number of deaths by Traffic Cone on the Halo Waypoint stats page went WAY up.

So this is the new gun from the Halo 4 trailer?

The rocket launching traffic cone; the latest in the UNSC's line of stealthy, but safe, weaponry.

WHAT THE HELL I SPAWNED WITH A CONE! wait what does this do...
"whoosh"
(stares at rocket)
"boom"
"CONE KILL"
BEST GUN EVER OF ALL TIME! now how do i reload?
10 mins later:
HEY CABOOSE I HAVE A NEW MEGA PHONE COME AND SEE!
(caboose comes)
BOOM!
"That hurt washingtub"
GOD DAM IT HOW DO I KILL YOU!

Included in the next Matchmaking Update...

And I thought these Spartans were dangerously UNlethal.

...and that's how the spartan avoided being splattered

With recent budget cuts, the Spartans had to resort less conventional means

*waits for forum to be flooded with threads stating :
"Traffic cone is OP" or
"Traffic cone needs to be nerfed"

Friday Caption Fun 38

Friday Caption Fun 38