It bit me!

"Ze top of your head... it is so POINTY!"
"You are so tense, here let me give you a neck massage"
"BAD DOG!"

"Say you like Barbies!"

Ooooouch Charlie! Ooouuuuuuuuchhhhhh!! Charlieee!? That really hurt!

"Take to your leader Kelly Clarkson!"

CANDY! OM NOM NOM!

"Gitty up little horsey!" "Yee-haw!"

Yeah that tooth has to GO!

"Ouch Charlie, OOOWWWWW!!!!"

This is the last time I volunteer to feed the Elites.

"This is one of these most dangerous Sangheili I've ever encount...CRIKEY!"

A good way to stop the Sangheili shark from biting your hand is to squeeze the bump on top of its helmet.

Aw my finger! You are supposed to eat the Brute-O-Bunches not my finger!

Sanghieli Thul, not understanding what a Hi-Five is, thought that Spartan Tim was offering his hand to eat. In fact, such social misunderstandings are what initially cause the Human-Covenant war.

just when tucker had thought junior grew up.............

thats what happens when you dont let junior in season 9.

"Well... This is awkward..."

The problems on Sanghelios have gotten worse: They lost their dental plan and now need Spartans to pull their teeth.

Ok mister Vadam this is just going to hurt a but

Elite obedience school proved to be a total failure, as shown here.

Fortunately, Derp-337 is ambidextrous.

Tonight, on When Good Elites Go bad...

what's this blue thing doing here?

Cinnamon, No!

These are not the Spartans you are looking for!

I'll watch you do a somersault right after I shave this guys back

Pick-e backs are so fun!

After a long, hard day of killing, it always just to chill out to a relaxing neck massage.

The new dental plan was less painful before the war.

The spartan had to fight tooth and nail

This will hurt you more than it will hurt me

WET WILL- OWOWOWOWOWOWOW!!

Don't bite the hand that feeds you...Especially when a it's a Spartan that's feeding you.

Spartan : didnt i tell you, no teeth this time?

As the Elite chomped down on his hand, Spartan-461 wondered when he was last vaccinated for rabies.... He couldn't remember.

Mr.NomNom ate a yum-yum that upset his tum-tum.

Swimming with dolphins, Spartan-style.

After the dentist got into 343 for his new job he began perfecting the assasination.

let go of my god damn hand

I TOLD you to chew thoroughly. Now hold still, I've almost got it out...

Damn it! I just got that hand back!

And that's how Rtas 'Vadum lost his mandable

Say Uncle!
For the last time I'm not choking!!!

This dentistry will no longer accept you

come on give me a piggy back please, pretty please, preety please with a cherry on top

Ouch! Charlie bit me!

Though Spartan-326 was the first Spartan to have a prosthetic limb in the war, he never told anyone how his failed assassination caused the incident.

Your mandible will be my trophy!

I hope he does not have rabies.

I haz recon!
I haz ur finger.

the force is strong with this one.
call-a ma,call-a ma,call-a ma

"Say ahhhhh."
"Blarg."

"Charlie bit my finger!"

"If one bites me, does that mean I become one?"

"La bocca della Verità/The mouth of Truth"
(if you don't know: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mouth_of_Truth )

Never give fish hooks to Elites.

Directions to snap the neck: Place hand on back of head and other hand under the chin, then twist in a mannerable fashion to either side until you hear and feel the neck snapping. WARNING: ELITES DO NOT HAVE CHINS WATCH OUT FOR MISSING FINGERS.

Jean Claude Van Damme is Noble Six and started practicing the Dim Mak on Elites.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Jxf-fi4T5c

Check this out... the Vulcan neck pinch really works!

I'll never let go! NEVER!!!

Charlie bit my finger!

"Chad man, you really gotta start chewing your food."

"Well that's just great! Someone forgot to add more toner to the Reach copier and now elites are coming up half faded!!!! Frankie is going to have a fit!"

"Say what you will about the picture; I'm still curious is to how Spartan 3s can wear Mjolnir."  

i knew i should have washed the BBQ
sauce off before i went 2 the petting zoo

Are we underwater?

I should have obeyed that "Do not feed" sign.

I hope he took the rage vaccines

Does the UNSC Health Insurance Cover this?

Got your nose

And then the Sangheili realized that biting a Spartan's hand is a pain more unimaginable than biting tin foil.

Should have bought Elite-B-Gone!

Distracted by the disappearing dino, Conrad forgot the most important rule of dino-dog petting: Never take your eyes off the teeth!

this hotdog tastes wierd...........................

thats how kat lost her arm.

OW OW OW. WHAT THE HELL WAS I THINKING? SOMEONE KILL ME PLEASE!

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH My fingers put a leash on this thing...Ur drunk again nevermind!!!

Jaws went alot shorter with spartans in it, heck he even took care of the sequel

"343 went all out to hide these skulls, I think this is IWHBD"

So this is what invasion is like?

The moment when Noble 6 vowed to never steal another gold crown...

The Elites having Mandibles, means that the insurence dosent cover dental.

"Ouch Charlie that really hurt!"

And this is how you tame an Elite. painful but when you get him under control he's just like the Arbiter

He doesn't have the flood infection, righ-righ-righ-ralj eiafkhf

Mr.Elite clearly misunderstood when Spartan-006 said "Need a hand?"

I dare you to bite me and see what happens...



PeacE

ShadEO9

JOHNSON! I'm missing some digits. Here let me count 1...2...NOM!

HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A SPARTAN'S FINGER?
3, LICK.....LICK.....CHOMP!!!!!!

Good old UNSC dentistry. Fingers, and genetically modified muscle!

The fact that seeing a Spartan feeding an Elite wasn't weird enough, seeing an Elite under water AND out of the water at the same time was even weirder.

HA, killing sharks is not as easily as you think kids! I lost two lucky fingers when I was hunting in the Caribbean back at earth.

dadumdadumdoooooodoodooodoo DADUMDADUMDADUMDADUM DADUMDADUM DADUMDADUM DADUMDADUMDadum

Grrrrrh Give me back my sandwich you big bully!!!

Just another day at the galaxy petting zoo...

Yep, he's Tucker's kid all right

If they came to hear me beg (for my finger back)

You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you cant pick your friends nose....or can you.

Charlie bit my finger! That hurt, Charlie!

Blarg!

This is what happens when you play Invasion on the Class 4 Hurricane map.

Guess who needs a tetanus shot!

Ouch! Charlie bit my finger!!!

Has Halo jumped the shark? Only time will tell...

This is why you don't ask an Elite to pull your finger.

mmmmm taste like chicken

The Spartan Training program didn't cover hand down throat assassinations.

"Got your!... Wait, where is your nose?"

Zombie spartan apocalypse..watch your back..

"All I ever wanted was to be but in charge. Besides, who would you be without me, Prime?....Time to find out"

Interesting new phobia...

You heresy will stay your feet... or you can just leave your hand here for me

This is what happends when you have a Spartan for a dentist.

"When crocodile wrestling, it is wise to not let the crocodile bite you."

Spartan- "Hey! He bit me!"

"After seeing an Elite chew off a Spartan's finger. I now see why it's so amusing."

"Relax, Spartan. I rather not piss this thing off."

"Did I give you permission to bite soldier?!"

"Kill me or release me. But do not waste my time!"

Desmond couldn't resist, he had to see the future.

The Great Journey did not include a morsel of mere demons, Elite!

Through constant observation, the spartan zoologist concluded that by throwing a mother elite's offspring off it's back will indeed cause the mother to bite back in furious protective rage.

The strong, the weak, and the stupid, found in their natural habitat.

The extinction of all cattle stock on reach led the survivors to create a new sport - Sangheili riding.  8 seconds doesn't seem that long until your saddled up.

"Don't you DARE bite me you Murdering Hinge Headed Bastard!"

* MHHB quotes from the novel Halo Glasslands

The elite choked on his hand, and was the first elite that said, wort wort wort.

Elites are feisty!

The spartan may have gotten the kill but he didnt realize that he would soon be like the elite behind him

The UNSC has taught their Spartans to multi-task..... In this case, that means getting bitten by an Elite while using the Force.

Collecting the head for the Legendary difficulty icon is way harder than it seems.

IWHBYD:
I - I
W - Would
H - Have
B - Bit
Y - You
D - Dude

But then a dog beat me over the fence.

Elite: Hey, there's a floating half invisible elite dying over there
Spartan: Oh want do you know it does.  Aw you ate my hand.

(Yay my caption was featured)'

Spartan Jimmy always knew being an alien dentist wouldn't be that fun.

Sangheily training.. If only Ceasor Millan where here.

Does your dog bite?

This is why I own a cat.

I should've bought a cat.

Drop it. Drop it! Draaaahhhhhhwp it.

Poor Spartan Hermey.  All he wanted was to be a dentist.

Spartans.  The other white meat.

Open up and say "Wart"...

Playing fetch with the Elite was always a tad dangerous.

PSA 101: Please Leash your Elite.

Stop! Do you know where that hand has been?

They called him... the Elite Whisperer.

The Elite "tag and release" program was fraught with danger.  

The "Elite Rodeo" sounded like a good idea on paper...

Spartan Jim, Elite wrangler.

Breaking a wild Elite was always a difficult task.

'Sigh...that's why it said don't feed the animals.'

No when he said treat, what was it exactly? I be trippin'.

Now* when he said treat, what was it exactly? I be trippin'.

No, that's the Arbiter over there. I'm the Armbiter.

Deliberately ignoring the "DO NOT FEED" sign, Spartan 343 was never allowed in the zoo again...not that he wanted to be anyway

Another one bites the rust.

Friday Caption Fun 37

Friday Caption Fun 37